down the road

head off the trouble
down the road once you've dealt with
the trouble on it

a handshake

a man can get me
with five bucks... or two if he
just needs a handshake

you'll never learn

kid yourself 'bout your
behavior and you'll never
learn a fuckin' thing

the reason for the thing

and if you have a
thing, the reason for the thing
is that you have it

murder

do not murder me
as i sleep and i will not
try to murder you

the bribe sheet

i declare myself
conductor of this meetin' -
i have the bribe sheet

cuntstruck

he don't know if it's
takin' it in through gills, he's
that fuckin' cuntstruck

afloat

they're afloat in some
bubble - him, her snatch, and his
stupid fuckin' badge

intelligence

dead and without a
body, you still outstrip him
for intelligence

lament

'twas all on account
of some handsome young woman
i weep and lament

merely a billiard ball

al swearengen's a
cue and farnum merely is
a billiard ball

eternal silence

say what you're gonna
say or prepare for fuckin'
eternal silence

stupidest

let's leave it alone
i am stupidest when i
try to be funny

i lost at the wheel

i lost at the wheel
and the flake i washed up i
drank the fuck away

throw him away

take fuckin' cropped-ears
over to the chinaman's
and throw him away

last extremity

a human being
in his last extremity
is a bag of shit

agitation

agitation leads
to a spike in whiskey sales
but cunt sales plummet

uglier

you are uglier
than before, when you also weren't
a treat to the eyes

i lost

i lost at the wheel
and the flake i washed up i
drank the fuck away

i am not the fine man you take me for

i am not the fine man

you take me for, i owe nine

dollars to a whore

with mexico yet to be heard from

don't spread your legs for
'em yet, not with mexico
yet to be heard from

season

a pinch of truth must
season every falsehood or
the palate rebels

the full catalog

the dope had made the
widow randy - lustful looks
the full catalog

i'll take the whiskey

i can offer you
whiskey or some water i
just washed my face in

the titlicker!

what's this celestial
doing approaching the front
door? ...the titlicker!