i lost

i lost at the wheel
and the flake i washed up i
drank the fuck away

i am not the fine man you take me for

i am not the fine man

you take me for, i owe nine

dollars to a whore

with mexico yet to be heard from

don't spread your legs for
'em yet, not with mexico
yet to be heard from

season

a pinch of truth must
season every falsehood or
the palate rebels

the full catalog

the dope had made the
widow randy - lustful looks
the full catalog

i'll take the whiskey

i can offer you
whiskey or some water i
just washed my face in

the titlicker!

what's this celestial
doing approaching the front
door? ...the titlicker!

fuckin' amateur night

fuckin' amateur
night... there's some people gotta
fuckin' work, ya know

a whore's thinking

i'd rather try to
touch the fuckin' moon than take
on a whore's thinking

ain't equal

an opinion
solicited ain't equal
to one freely voiced

they ratify my will

elections cannot
inconvenience me, they
ratify my will!

every day

every day takes
figurin' out all over
again how to live

witness

the letter's content
is witness Bullock wrote a
nice fuckin' letter

fuckin' balloonist

she no more needs a
watchman here than she needs a
fuckin' balloonist

florence nightingale

florence nightingale -
she is a nurse; joanie stubbs -
she's a cocksucker

cup 'em for comfort

i'd punch that fuckin'
cocksucker's balls before i'd
cup 'em for comfort

grandma groundhog

i'll pop from the wall
like i'm grandma groundhog and
tend to your johnson

the day's affair

i drink what i am
able, if that comes to much
that's the day's affair

yeah, that's what it says

come watch the speeches
with me on my veranda
yeah, that's what it says

unnatural impulse

that's out of scale and
proportion, and it's a warped
unnatural impulse

the clergical discount

have you heard about
the clergical discount on
wheel and faro both?

canned peaches

an' if ya ain't et
dessert yet, don't, al done broke
out the canned peaches

mind the muck

mind the muck of the
thoroughfare center, debates
are on for tonight

why say "uh oh"?

if you do not mean
to explain yourself, why say
anything at all?

assume and pour

you see me empty

then do not pause and inquire

but assume and pour

hull of bullshit

swearengen's put the
paper man's boat to sea with
a hull of bullshit

no peer

the chinawoman's
snatch has no peer, the python
its only rival

the strangeness

go with the strangeness
take it head on and turn it
to your advantage 

fuckin' idiots

people angry at
their difficulties act like
fuckin' idiots

a student of hume

are you a student
of hume? smith? a disciple
of karl marx perhaps?

pray away then, moron!

praying for bullock?
pray away then, moron, for
all the harm you'll do!

another tailor

anything else that the
mayor should know? the name of
another tailor

halfway bad

you really don't seem
halfway like such a halfway
bad fuckin' person

why is al shouting?

either al must've
got god or dolly stuck her
thumb back up his ass

trust

it's full of lyin'
thievin' cocksuckers that you
just can't trust at all 

take a different tone

i'm the guy, next time
you see me you better take
a different tone

gruesome goo

from inside his skull
the phantoms grin out at me
oozing gruesome goo

to drop on villains from above

i'm a weapon or
perhaps a weight to drop on
villains from above

fanatic for fire wagons

i'm not fanatic
for fire wagons like all the
other five year olds

right inside that wall

they got soldier ants
and worker ants and whore ants
right inside that wall

what's he mean by "almost 18"?

there's seventeen that's
normal size and a short one
that's hell with a knife

every bully

every bully
can't shut up except when he
is fuckin' afraid

don't ride stagecoach

who i intend to fuck
don't ride stagecoach 'cause it
makes her fuckin' puke

the canoe

how 'bout the canoe?
did you know that that had been
fuckin' invented?

the necessities i accept

the necessities

i accept make me outcast

isn't that foolish?

The Color

gold confers power
power comes to any man
who has The Color

i wish

i wish you wouldn't 
smoke. i wish, when asleep, you 
wouldn't snore and fart

one scintilla

i could sniff this all 
you want, boss, but I ain't got 
one scintilla

declining years

ah, declining years!
my latest blessing's a horse
apple up my ass

fuckin' hobby

i'd hate to think you're 
this good at something that's just 
a fuckin' hobby