declining years

ah, declining years!
my latest blessing's a horse
apple up my ass

fuckin' hobby

i'd hate to think you're 
this good at something that's just 
a fuckin' hobby

the carin' sort

we're the carin' sort

and furthermore, we don't give

a fuck who knows it

Fleeced

Fleece George Hearst? Only
A fool overplays his hand
In Deadwood, Odell

Asshole reincarnate

The coward who killed
Wild Bill returned a bigger
Asshole than before

useful advance

let me see your hole 
in the wall, sir, which I find 
a useful advance

Adams knows who butters his bread

When he ain't lyin'
Al's the most honorable
Man you'll ever meet

feign stupidity

do you only feign 
stupidity while plotting 
ways to madden me?

less than yours

her chance of findin'
her father is less than yours
of leavin' upright

change

change ain't looking for 

fuckin' friends, change calls the tune

we fuckin' dance to

more than that hole

what in god's name is 
going on? i inquire as 
to more than that hole

give some back

pain or damage don't

end the world, stand it like a

man and give some back

gettin' it outta the ground

gettin' it outta

the ground, Wolcott, now that's what

i love - The Color!

all the fuck we need

no unauthorized 

goddam cinnamon! that is 

all the fuck we need

Life

that's what the fuck life

is - just one vile fucking task

after another

Mother-love

Mother-love really

Is murderous hatred and

Desire for revenge

Club of most of us

don't feel christ's love as
you used to?! join the fuckin'
club of most of us

Welcome to Deadwood

You will not wanna

Be staring like that at me

Welcome to Deadwood

Keep tryin'

Jane ain't with me 'cause
She's a drunken fuckin' mess
But I'll keep tryin'

Goin' wrong

i have come back from

plenty of shit that looked like

it was goin' wrong

Go ahead

I cannot figure
The angle, so go ahead
And fuckin' fight him

fightin' words

not only will i

change your mind, i will rip your

whole fucking head off

Motherfuck

He motherfucked me!

I will motherfuck you and

Then BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!

Jews?

Who? Wu? No, who! Jews?

No, you ignorant fucking

Chink! Juice! Not Jews, juice!

Ever been beaten, Merrick?

Once, when I thought I

Had the smallpox, Doc Cochran
Slapped me in the face

Fuckin' Sheriff

I'll be the fuckin'

Sheriff! The tin, on the tit

I know where it goes

Loopy

"Tread lightly, he who
Lives in hope of pussy," said
The wise, loopy cunt

Fuck the rooms you rent #2

And if you can't be

With the one you love, honey

Fuck the rooms you rent

Fuck the rooms you rent #1

I'm back! Well, your room

Has been re-rented, Fuck you and

Fuck the rooms you rent

Gratuitous

E.B., steal none of

This, gratuitous, hurtful 

Unnecessary

Balcony

I shit myself, sir

Throw your shit-smeared ass off my

Fuckin’ balcony

Arrangements

Pussy and whiskey

Free if you want it, I'll make

My own arrangements

Beholden

I stand before you

Today beholden to no

Human cocksucker

Leak

So this is what it’s 

Come to, Doc? You know, when you 

Giggle you leak piss

The Ambulators

The most informal

And disorganized of clubs

The Ambulators!

Mornin'

Mornin', gentlemen!

Mornin'! The best time of day

To go fuck yourself

The angle

Merrick, your ass was 

Nowhere near that man's shoulder 

I had the angle

Stupid

Jeann-ni-ni-ni-nine 

That's a stupid name for a whore

Let's call you Stupid

Egg-hatched

Could you have been born

Richardson, and not egg-hatched

As I had assumed?

Al has a lot on his mind

I'm so fucking glad

I trusted you, Johnny, to

Go out and buy meat

Hope

when you can find your
idle snatch reading Scripture

you know there's still hope

Nippy

Please, Cy, just kill me

Or let me go, it's gettin'

Nippy on my twat

Piss puddle

Oh no, a piss puddle

I must not have seen that there

When seating myself

Closer in

No, hell no, I'm a

Fucking lousy shot, I work

Better closer in

Fireman

You are running for

Sheriff to be a fireman

It's idiotic

Boiled eggs

Would you close yer flap

Johnny, so I don't forego

My fuckin' boiled eggs

Just farted

And this here is the

Ass of a drunken shitbird

Yeah, I just farted

Simpleton

I loved my mother

My father didn't liked me

Time to stew the muck

Stagecoach

Whoa whoa whoa, slow down

You got a fuckin' stagecoach

To catch or something?

Don't know

Come on, Wild Bill, how

Stupid do you think I am?

Don't know, just metcha