the full catalog

the dope had made the
widow randy - lustful looks
the full catalog

i'll take the whiskey

i can offer you
whiskey or some water i
just washed my face in

the titlicker!

what's this celestial
doing approaching the front
door? ...the titlicker!

fuckin' amateur night

fuckin' amateur
night... there's some people gotta
fuckin' work, ya know

a whore's thinking

i'd rather try to
touch the fuckin' moon than take
on a whore's thinking

ain't equal

an opinion
solicited ain't equal
to one freely voiced

they ratify my will

elections cannot
inconvenience me, they
ratify my will!

every day

every day takes
figurin' out all over
again how to live

witness

the letter's content
is witness Bullock wrote a
nice fuckin' letter

fuckin' balloonist

she no more needs a
watchman here than she needs a
fuckin' balloonist

florence nightingale

florence nightingale -
she is a nurse; joanie stubbs -
she's a cocksucker

cup 'em for comfort

i'd punch that fuckin'
cocksucker's balls before i'd
cup 'em for comfort

grandma groundhog

i'll pop from the wall
like i'm grandma groundhog and
tend to your johnson

the day's affair

i drink what i am
able, if that comes to much
that's the day's affair

yeah, that's what it says

come watch the speeches
with me on my veranda
yeah, that's what it says

unnatural impulse

that's out of scale and
proportion, and it's a warped
unnatural impulse

the clergical discount

have you heard about
the clergical discount on
wheel and faro both?

canned peaches

an' if ya ain't et
dessert yet, don't, al done broke
out the canned peaches

mind the muck

mind the muck of the
thoroughfare center, debates
are on for tonight

why say "uh oh"?

if you do not mean
to explain yourself, why say
anything at all?

assume and pour

you see me empty

then do not pause and inquire

but assume and pour

hull of bullshit

swearengen's put the
paper man's boat to sea with
a hull of bullshit

no peer

the chinawoman's
snatch has no peer, the python
its only rival

the strangeness

go with the strangeness
take it head on and turn it
to your advantage 

fuckin' idiots

people angry at
their difficulties act like
fuckin' idiots