intelligence

dead and without a
body, you still outstrip him
for intelligence

lament

'twas all on account
of some handsome young woman
i weep and lament

merely a billiard ball

al swearengen's a
cue and farnum merely is
a billiard ball

eternal silence

say what you're gonna
say or prepare for fuckin'
eternal silence

stupidest

let's leave it alone
i am stupidest when i
try to be funny

i lost at the wheel

i lost at the wheel
and the flake i washed up i
drank the fuck away

throw him away

take fuckin' cropped-ears
over to the chinaman's
and throw him away

last extremity

a human being
in his last extremity
is a bag of shit

agitation

agitation leads
to a spike in whiskey sales
but cunt sales plummet

uglier

you are uglier
than before, when you also weren't
a treat to the eyes

i lost

i lost at the wheel
and the flake i washed up i
drank the fuck away

i am not the fine man you take me for

i am not the fine man

you take me for, i owe nine

dollars to a whore

with mexico yet to be heard from

don't spread your legs for
'em yet, not with mexico
yet to be heard from

season

a pinch of truth must
season every falsehood or
the palate rebels

the full catalog

the dope had made the
widow randy - lustful looks
the full catalog

i'll take the whiskey

i can offer you
whiskey or some water i
just washed my face in

the titlicker!

what's this celestial
doing approaching the front
door? ...the titlicker!

fuckin' amateur night

fuckin' amateur
night... there's some people gotta
fuckin' work, ya know

a whore's thinking

i'd rather try to
touch the fuckin' moon than take
on a whore's thinking

ain't equal

an opinion
solicited ain't equal
to one freely voiced

they ratify my will

elections cannot
inconvenience me, they
ratify my will!

every day

every day takes
figurin' out all over
again how to live

witness

the letter's content
is witness Bullock wrote a
nice fuckin' letter

fuckin' balloonist

she no more needs a
watchman here than she needs a
fuckin' balloonist

florence nightingale

florence nightingale -
she is a nurse; joanie stubbs -
she's a cocksucker